sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

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sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

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  • therapist: so how's everything
  • me: stay in your lane

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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