breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via rain-force)

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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(via rain-force)

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh, via dutchster)

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

(via trebleisnotmyforte)

rabioheab:

i can’t believe it’s been almost a year since the world ended in 2012 

(via cravings)

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

(via peterswebmemhi)

(Source: maliahales, via darvll)

taco-bell-rey:

Reading a long ass post and finding out its not funny at the end

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(via sniffing)

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